Refugees by the thousands staggered out of ragged ships onto High and Dry's docks sick, scared, and hungry
The Tenth Doctor freerolls cards into exile with suspend, and Rose Tyler beats down harder for every time counter you have represented somewhere
It the creature can't attack any of those players but could otherwise attack, it must attack an opposing planeswalker (controlled by any opponent) or the player that goaded it
Most of the Internet has caught on to the fact that Status and Goblin Chainwhirler are a good combination, but mana will hold them back at first
Part of the decks colloquially known as scam, you pair this black creature with something like Not Dead After All not only to get around the sacrifice clause on evoke, but also to get a second ETB to take another card from your opponent
a lot of people tend to not consider the strategy too much of a threat, leaving you alone to develop your battlefield and not have to worry too much about being attacked early on