His 6 mana cost means people will have probably played most of the lands out of their opening hands before this hits the table, so you can't rely on it triggering, but it's still absurd
Mosswood Dreadknight plays off that story by allowing you to cast the adventure half of the card until the end of your next turn after it dies, allowing it to live again after completing its adventure
At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, conjure a card named Stonybrook Schoolmaster onto the battlefield tapped
Banes Contingency Another three mana in response
However, you are also given the option to destroy cheap non-Creature, non-Land permanents
In a comment, Giancola states: The art is stolen. He also accompanied it with an image extrapolating on this, which reads: Hey Fay Dalton, do you mind not stealing my work on highly paid, public commercial commissions in the genre which I make my living and hold my reputation dear