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Instead of stacking a decorative tray on top of your dresser, you are storing clothes behind closed doors in a tall wardrobe that reaches toward the ceiling

One night at an open mic, I started my set with, I need you to do me a favor and ignore all physical cues and believe me when I say I am an adult female and not a 12-year-old boy. A drunk comic yelled, You're not a 12-year-old boy, you're a big fat ugly dyke, and I responded, You're just sad I'm not a 12-year-old boy