While Magic (especially Commander) has plenty of alternate win conditions, none are as easy or frustrating as those revolving around Thassa's Oracle
When I see Theater of Horrors, I think of the dominating RB midrange deck from last Standard
One of the most formidable and terrifying villains from Disney history, the sorcerer has transformed herself into a massive dragon, ready to take down any foe
Anytime Lara Croft attacks, you get to exile a legendary artifact or legendary land from anyone's graveyard, putting a discovery counter on it
Even though I'm a fat, hairy gay guy, I personally don't identify with the bear label, and feel uncomfortable when other people put me in that box
You can even cast it for four, as a tempo play, against decks that cast from exile ( la Prosper)