Death by Affection Hugs is just one of the handful of legendary creatures previewed to us from Bloomburrow , and it was this big guy that jolted me back into July and out of September (I am way too excited for Duskmourn: House of Horror )
This clearly represents Frodo and Sam in Mount Doom, throwing the Ring into the fire while the erupting Mount Doom incinerates everyone else.
Even then though, I'd probably just rather an actual Bodyguard that can protect my whole board
Red decks are good at creating explosive turns, securing an early advantage, and just generally controlling the pace of the game through disruption, constant pressure, and a bit of calculated chaos
(Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Equip Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate
Boon of the Wish-Giver Burning Wish Cunning Wish Death Wish Djinn of Wishes Dying Wish Fae of Wishes Fae of Wishes Glittering Wish Golden Wish Illuna, Apex of Wishes Illuna, Apex of Wishes Living Wish Make a Wish My Wish Is Your Command Ring of Three Wishes Three Wishes Wellwisher Wish Wishclaw Talisman Wishcoin Crab Wishful Merfolk Wishing Well Wishmonger Your Wish Is My Command (playtest)