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You do need to play it in a deck that has a lot of different lands in order to best abuse it
Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token
Metalworker ($190) Metalworker is one of the most powerful ways to ramp in an artifact deck, and thats saying a lot
Equip Equip Legendary Artifact - Equipment Artifact (CTRL to add secondary) Creature Copycrook You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, it connives." (Draw a card, then discard a card
Now compare those joke-only cards or bad cards with those that work within the rules of Magic well enough to have value at the kitchen table, and which are more than just a joke: Consider Giant Fan and Goblin Bookie as two cards that sort of counter the above issues