So I reached out to one of these friends, and asked him to help me calculate a range of probabilities for what the true rarity of enchanted cards is likely to be, and heres what he came up with
Orcus is a bestial creature of corruption with a diseased, decaying look
Like I said earlier, though, she is seriously hurt by not being legal in either Standard or Modern
I guess Advisor is a fitting creature type after all
Staying alive for the first few turns is the name of the game with Mill, because once you are able to start casting Fractured Sanity and Tashas Hideous Laughter, you wont have to take many chunks out of the opponents library to end the game
Turns out all those spears in the background were just an infinite number of identical Godos this whole time