There are a few cards with mom-like names, but even though Abbey Matron looks like my mom looked in mid-lecture when I was a troublemaking kid, shes more like a nun

Aboleth Spawn Abstruse Archaic Adric, Mathematical Genius Ancient Greenwarden Annie Joins Up Annie Joins Up Brokers Confluence Clara Oswald Cloud, Midgar Mercenary Consign to Memory Defabricate Delney, Streetwise Lookout Deny the Witch Detect Intrusion Disallow Drivnod, Carnage Dominus Echo, Perceptive Prodigy Echoes of Eternity Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines Emerald Dragon Emerald Dragon Ertai Resurrected Felix Five-Boots Firebender Ascension Gandalf the White Gogo, Master of Mimicry Green Slime Harmonic Prodigy Isshin, Two Heavens as One Isshin, Two Heavens as One Katara, the Fearless Kirol, Attentive First-Year Krang, the All-Powerful Lithoform Engine Louisoix's Sacrifice Mirror Room // Fractured Realm Mirror Room // Fractured Realm Mister Fantastic Naban, Dean of Iteration Nimble Obstructionist Overcharged Amalgam Panharmonicon Panoptic Projektor Peter Parker's Camera Phenomena Recorder Repudiate // Replicate Repudiate // Replicate Return the Favor Roaming Throne Roaming Throne Sanctum of All Scientist Supreme of A.I.M

Sometimes very simple and direct writing is exactly whats needed
In the original Japanese version, after being told to go first in case she falls, Tea insists that she goes last as she doesnt want them looking up her skirt
Kardur will take any passive playgroup and turn them into a combat machine
2000 TV Animation Scyther Clear Card #PC9 PSA 10 GEM $110.00 I wouldnt want to meet Scyther down a dark alley at night, but I definitely would want to put him in my rare Pokemon Topps cards collection